Things which are Isaac's fault:

  • Stray white cat hairs that can be found even to this day in the older, dustier VHS sleeves.
  • The exhibition of Time Stranger.
  • The disappearance of the library's one hentai video, which is now in a sack somewhere in a deserted attic in Portland, Oregon.
  • The loss of the fansubbed Urusei Yatsura movie.
  • The lingering aroma of manhood that still clings to the club's institutional Sailor Moon costume.
  • Everything that ever went wrong during the reign of Alexis (which is doubly impressive when you consider he was halfway across the country at the time.)
Isaac was club boyfriend, Sailor Gendo, and generally a pain. To his credit he was the first to organize and catalog the library collection after the Long Dark Night of Aza's librarianship -- sometimes assisting Alexis in performing surgery on stricken VHS tapes -- and helped to organize the great Burning Party of '04, which doubled the size of the club's digital collection at a stroke. He did his duty, which is the measure of a man. He will be missed.

Injuries sustained in the line of duty include back strain, dust inhalation, a terrible haircut and severe chemical burns to the jaw. Injuries inflicted include a massive shiner dealt live on stage at Anime Central with the lance of longinus.

He was also the first to suggest that UCJAS' history should be officially chronicled -- so, in a way, everything you see here is also his fault.


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